Happy International Redhead Day!! I've actually been formulating this blog post in my head for a while, and figured today would be a perfect day to share! You 98% of the world population might not believe it, but life really is different when you're a redhead. These are just some experiences and thoughts I have because of my hair. And yes, I'm not ashamed to admit that when it comes to my hair, I am vain. But you kind of have to be, when you're a ginger!
1. Yes, it's natural. Not only is that a stupid question because fake reds are obvious, it's just a little insulting. My beauty doesn't come from a bottle.
2. Ginger pins, not bobby pins
3. No, no one else in my family is a redhead, and no, I'm not adopted.
4. "You're blushing, I must've embarrassed you." Yeah, or maybe I'm hot, cold, exercising, crying, frustrated, sad, tired, upset, sunburned, excited, or a myriad of other things. But, you're right, maybe I am embarrassed.
5. Do I need this much 50 SPF sunscreen? Actually, in about two hours, I'll need more, and I prefer 75 SPF
6. "Redheaded step-child" is just rude, so don't.
7. Can you touch my hair? You'd think I'd say no, but in fact, yes, please do. I'm a sucker for people playing with my hair...
8. Foundation is a 'no,' but concealer is definitely a 'yes.' With my fair skin, I always have circles under my eyes.
9. I WILL have a family that looks like the Weasleys. But without the sweaters/vests/ponchos. Look at all that gingerness!
10. Normal pain killers (Ibuprofen, hydros, etc) don't work on me very well. Getting my wisdom teeth out was the greatest thing ever...
11. No, I don't look like Lindsey Lohan, I don't look like Ariel, and I don't look like Strawberry Shortcake. Stop lying.
12. Me? Fiery? Just because you're boring and/or don't express your opinions. The world needs passionate people. And that whole temper thing? Yeah, that's true.
13. I HAVE A SOUL!
14. This summer is actually the darkest I have ever been. Look at that tan. NOT.
15. Also, I'm not pasty, I'm porcelain, and I totally rock it!
16. I have freckles everywhere. Like even my eyeballs. True story; ask my optometrist. I love my angel kisses and am sad that as I've been getting older, they've started to fade.
17. Elderly women commenting on my hair. My whole life story told in that one sentence right there.
18. Just because you're not skinny and white... Redheaded guys are attractive; have you ever seen a picture of Damian Lewis? Well now you have. You're welcome.
1. Yes, it's natural. Not only is that a stupid question because fake reds are obvious, it's just a little insulting. My beauty doesn't come from a bottle.
2. Ginger pins, not bobby pins
3. No, no one else in my family is a redhead, and no, I'm not adopted.
4. "You're blushing, I must've embarrassed you." Yeah, or maybe I'm hot, cold, exercising, crying, frustrated, sad, tired, upset, sunburned, excited, or a myriad of other things. But, you're right, maybe I am embarrassed.
5. Do I need this much 50 SPF sunscreen? Actually, in about two hours, I'll need more, and I prefer 75 SPF
6. "Redheaded step-child" is just rude, so don't.
7. Can you touch my hair? You'd think I'd say no, but in fact, yes, please do. I'm a sucker for people playing with my hair...
8. Foundation is a 'no,' but concealer is definitely a 'yes.' With my fair skin, I always have circles under my eyes.
9. I WILL have a family that looks like the Weasleys. But without the sweaters/vests/ponchos. Look at all that gingerness!
10. Normal pain killers (Ibuprofen, hydros, etc) don't work on me very well. Getting my wisdom teeth out was the greatest thing ever...
11. No, I don't look like Lindsey Lohan, I don't look like Ariel, and I don't look like Strawberry Shortcake. Stop lying.
12. Me? Fiery? Just because you're boring and/or don't express your opinions. The world needs passionate people. And that whole temper thing? Yeah, that's true.
13. I HAVE A SOUL!
14. This summer is actually the darkest I have ever been. Look at that tan. NOT.
15. Also, I'm not pasty, I'm porcelain, and I totally rock it!
16. I have freckles everywhere. Like even my eyeballs. True story; ask my optometrist. I love my angel kisses and am sad that as I've been getting older, they've started to fade.
17. Elderly women commenting on my hair. My whole life story told in that one sentence right there.
18. Just because you're not skinny and white... Redheaded guys are attractive; have you ever seen a picture of Damian Lewis? Well now you have. You're welcome.
19. Someday I will go to Breda, Holland on the first weekend of September (hence today's holiday) to join in the world's largest redheaded gathering. But I might have to settle for the Redhead Gathering in Portland. Either way, I belong there.
20. I must have one of these t-shirts!
And there you have it, a glimpse into the thoughts of a natural redhead! If you think I'm making these things all up, or exaggerating, just check out my favorite website. Or ask one of my fellow redheads. They knows what's up. #Rockitlikearedhead!
Don't forget this month's challenge: no complaining!
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